bravecharm:

notmagic replied to your post: u should move in with me, bring all the dogs, let…

all the dogs

i like where this is going. keep talking. 

^{i’m  not  allergic  to  any  animals
my  house  is  big  enough  for  pets
&&  i  got  a  big  garden ,   more  space  for  them  to  roam}

bravecharm:

notmagic:

^{keeps  things  interesting}

where have you been all my life, whale? 

^{in  another  land}

bravecharm:

notmagic:

^{i’m  not  complaining}

that’s what i like to hear. 

^{keeps  things  interesting}

bravecharm:

notmagic:

^{are  you  threatening  me  or  hitting  on  me
i’m  getting  mixed  vibes}

I was hitting on you but I get how the knife to the throat can be misleading. 

^{i’m  not  complaining}

bravecharm:

notmagic:

^{i  dont  need  a  gun  to  kick  your  ass}

i know we’re fighting over a woman but hey

^{are  you  threatening  me  or  hitting  on  me
i’m  getting  mixed  vibes}

bravecharm:

notmagic:

^{you’ve  stooped  low  enough  for  me  to  reach}

give it a try, then. i don’t walk around with a gun or anything. 

^{i  dont  need  a  gun  to  kick  your  ass}

bravecharm:

notmagic replied to your post: fight me

imma take my newly reattached hand and bitch slap the fuck outta u prince douchebag

i don’t think you can reach that high, doctor fail 

^{you’ve  stooped  low  enough  for  me  to  reach}